Falling to the floor? Nah, it needs to be more extreme. Try "Falling through the floor". The rusty first step is the hardest. #DevilitaChronicles are short, unexpected and somewhat sinister.
Is it Dr. Darth Ido or Dr. Dyson Vader? Take your pick. Will Alita accept her fate and join the Dark Side? "You are the only one built for this."
Ever seen a baby dropped into this world and experiencing everything for the first time? This is exactly what s/he would do. After seeing my toddler girl chewing her nappy balm I thought of this. It's not meant to despise Alita, she is a perfect daughter.
"It's all or nothing with me". Next time when you are making a half assed joke with Alita, think about the consequences. Or just make sure your are saying things really clear. I will leave the interpretation to you.
"I know he's watching us, and you are just his slave." A giant MMORPG is being played in Iron City and some one is enjoying it. An URM comes unexpected and will tear everything down.
Alita participating in Kansas Komedy Klub Judge Selection. It didn't go well.
Since so many fans are doing the "Not in Kansas" thing, I will give it a try too! Introducing Nitilita!
"If you wreck this body, I can't fix it!" - Ido, "Don't play with that, you go blind!" - Every parent ever. Nuff said.
The obligatory Alita killing for chocolate. I know it's getting old, but it has to happen.
Hugo the professional bullshitter got Alita into the deadly cut throat match without any preparation and fled the scene!
Vector will not have a good time after conning Alita into the Motorball game unprepared.
Can Termilita save John Conner from the attack of Skynet? Let's find out.
Meatboy and Cybergirl trying their first kiss and discuss what each other tastes like.
Don't overestimate your ability to handle hot food in front of girls, otherwise...
Ido, please forgive her. A new body needs some time to adjust...
Side Stories - Devilita Memes:[]
Meme for snubbed movie poll and "Alita Bots should go get a job".
Calling us "Alita Mafia"? You have discovered the truth.
Be careful what you wish for. It will come back and bite you.
Be careful what you wish for #2.
When Queen Studios released their Alita Bust, things are getting a bit out of hand.
Like mother, like daughter. Poor Ido, always gets abused by the girls...
AlitaArmy doing everything we can to help our Angel getting a sequel. Including giving away free stuff.
Buy those Blu-rays baby! Or take our free ones!
ELIA Series - Explain Like I'm Alita[]
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Alita OC - Out of Context Series (Totally random)[]
